If I ever reach a point in my already pathetic excuse for a life, where pizza doesn’t make my nipples hard
Just end me then and there. I have nothing else to live for.
HELLO? ARE YOU MY LONG LOST BEST FRIEND FOREVER?
maybe if she’d pull that glass out of her cunt, her kid wouldn’t be such a little shithead.
(Source: thetvscreen)
About Last Night
I was at the Rangers game last night. I shall sum up the night in GIFs.
Devils take 3-0 lead under ten minutes into the first period:
Rangers make it 3-2 after two periods:
Rangers tie the game 17 seconds into the third:
Ryan Carter scores with 4 minutes to go:
This is pretty accurate and representative of my night last night, tbh.








